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In a drugstore:
- To me something that with girls it turned out.
- Viagra?
- No, and there is a chloroform?
The wife asks the husband, whether that wants for a breakfast a fried eggs with a ham, orange juice and coffee. The husband refuses:
- You know, this viagra has beaten off at me all appetite. When time of a dinner has approached, the wife again addresses to the spouse at:
- Can, a hamburger to warm up? Cutlets with a potato?
- Yes no, thanks. This viagra has beaten off at me all appetite. Along toward evening the wife again asks it:
- Can, though you will have supper? I shall bring a pizza.
- I very much apologize, expensive, but this viagra has completely beaten off at me appetite.
- Well, you know! - the wife was indignant. - you as want, but I have brutally got hungry. Rise from me!
The young man to the girl in bed make love. The girl, after sex:
- Вау! Now that's something like it! Lovely, I such still never in a life tested! It was something magnificent... Well say fairly - Viagra, Viagra, yes?!
- Better! Jenerics from India!
One farmer has decided to feed with Viagra the bull that then friends to tell. Has given him tablets, but did not consider, that beside there is no cow, and in general anybody except for him no. Wanted friends to tell, and now it is his most important secret.
- In a zoo the watchman has dropped a bag with viagra.
- Many kinds of animals are already born from the Red Book.
There comes the farmer in the evening in a drugstore, puts a hand on a counter and starts slowly fingers on a counter to knock. The little girl young the pharmacist asks:
- To you that, a cream for hands?
- No, me five tablets of viagra, to me tonight on a visit five girls will come.
Has bought tablets has left home, at daybreak the door in a drugstore opens hardly alive same farmer creeps, crawls to a counter, from last forces showers a hand on a counter. Young the pharmacist recollecting asks his last visit:
- What, five more tablets of viagra?!
- No, a cream for hands, girls did not come.
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